Chuck Ipsum?

There are advantages and disadvantages of writing a blogpost at the end of the day.  The major advantage is that I get to reflect on the day’s events.  I can capture the essence of the day in that one post.  On the other hand, the greatest disadvantage is that by the time I have an opportunity to sit down and collect my thoughts I frankly couldn’t be bothered!

The lovely Julia alerted me to Chuck Norris Ipsum: Lorem Ipsum generator with Chuck Norris Facts.  As this is Chuck Tuesday and I’m pretty drained of all creativity, I’m going to generate a paragraph…somewhat edited as some Chuck Norris facts tend to be a little inappropriate.

Chuck ipsum. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually [censored], smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. Corporis minus occaecati qui quis adipisci, ipsum, ad molestias est officia consequuntur voluptatem quod soluta velit commodi sit eos Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh*t.  If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

Nuff sed.

Now…Musical Challenge!

As an aside, I’ve just noticed that recently I’ve started dancing in my chair like Ellen Degeneres. This must stop.

Leesa correctly answered Song 33 as Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes.  Song 34 is still up for grabs, as are a lot of other songs from previous days.

I’ve had a to snip out a couple of words in the lyrics of the first song.

Song 35:

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues….[~snip~]
When your day is done and you wanna run….[~snip~]

 

Song 36:

Sexy women do your dance
Fly ladies work your man
All them fellas in the club
Who can get down now?

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4 Responses to Chuck Ipsum?

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  2. leesaphilip says:

    Hmmm, time to think does one wonders. 35 wouldn’t be about an illegal drug, would it? Hence the [~snip~]? The version I know is by Eric Clapton, but I’ll bet there are others…. (Cocaine)

    • fionawb says:

      You’re right. It is Cocaine. The version I was listening to was by J. J. Cale but I know Eric Clapton did a cover of this.

      The [~snip~] was because that’s the title of the song!

  3. Emily says:

    Jumpin Jumpin by Destiny’s child

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